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This is what’s been floating around in my head for the past week. I need to clear it out to make room for more.
This joke has been circulating around Citigroup for the past few days:
If Citi is purchased by Goldman-Sachs, would the new company be called Sachs and the Citi?
The following was sent to me by my step-mom. Rarely do email jokes make me laugh out loud, but this one did.
DADDY’S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, ‘Daddy, look at this’ , and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said,
‘Daddy’s gonna eat your fingers,’ pretending to eat them.
I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, ‘What’s wrong, honey?’
She replied, ‘What happened to my booger?’
So President-Elect Obama may have to give up his CrackBerry on January 20th? I think no email would be a deal breaker for me (as if that’s the only thing standing between me and the presidency).
This string of emails about an overdue bill has the makings of a great movie: humor, art, a debt, time travel, a sympathetic protagonist, a cold humorless antagonist, and deep questions about the meaning of “value.”
Thanks to my friend Amybeth for sending it along!
White Trash Mom has an awesome post about making a Thanksgiving centerpiece out of tampons, with a link to step-by-step instructions. I’m not at all artsy, but I think this one might be worth an attempt.
My sister sent me to this page to see the trailer for the new movie “Milk” about Harvey Milk, the first openly gay person to be elected to…OK, I don’t know what he was elected to, whether it was local or national. And I’m too tired to look it up. But it looks like an awesome movie.
Originally posted on Selfish Mom