So this is what happened this morning.
Jake: Can I have a banana in my lunch?
Me: Um…sure. Here you go. Make sure you don’t squish your backpack.
Jake: Why isn’t it in the banana holder?
Me: Um…you can’t take that to school.
Me: …Because it looks like a penis.
Jake: BAHAHAHAHAHA! It’s OK, I’ll just take the banana out of it in my backpack.
Me: Trust me, somebody will see. And they’ll make fun of you.
And that was that. Have no idea what I’m talking about? Read this.
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