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Do you have people in your life who like to drop an F-bomb? These gifts are for those people! Whether you’re looking for F-bombs that you can wear, drink coffee from, or throw (including a crochet F-bomb!), this list is for you!
Etsy has an almost endless supply of crocheted F-bombs in a range of colors.
And if you know how to crochet, you can get a crochet F-bomb pattern and do it yourself!
Say it in code
This cute bracelet says in morse code what you wish you could say out loud.
Still using actual paper? Keep it from blowing away with this cool paperweight!
Intelligent, classy F-bomb shirt
Sometimes you have to put it on a t-shirt. This F-bomb shirt is available in a women’s cut (in other words, not boxy), in more than a dozen colors. Just try not to wear it to school pick-up.
Getting tired of telling people to STFU? Outsource to a button. That was easy.
Should I not have stamped your forehead? Was that wrong?
This gift actually makes me wish I worked in an office. (I’m guessing I wouldn’t last very long.) These stickers are even repositionable, so you can use them over and over!
Still using a mouse pad? At least make it expressive.
When you need to say it somehow, but have to keep it hidden in your shoes.
If you toss these coins, they will be actual flying f****.
The perfect song
Somebody reading this probably thinks that this is their theme song. Personally, I thought “And I’m like, forget you” were the actual lyrics for years, because I’d only heard it on the radio!
For the person who loves F-bombs with their coffee.
For the person who loves F-bombs and grammar.
Or keeping their true feelings a little bit hidden (but not much).
Or who are moody.