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Do you have people in your life who truly appreciate a well-placed F-bomb? These gifts are for those people! Whether you’re looking for F-bombs that you can wear, drink coffee from, or throw (including crocheted F-bombs!), this list is for you!
Etsy has an almost endless supply of crocheted F-bombs in a range of colors.
Intelligent, Classy T-Shirt
Sometimes you have to put it on a t-shirt. This one is available in a women’s cut (in other words, not boxy), in more than a dozen colors. Just try not to wear it to school pick-up.
Getting tired of telling people to STFU? Outsource to a button. That was easy.
Should I not have stamped your forehead? Was that wrong?
The Finger Notepad
OK, technically this one doesn’t have an F-bomb in it, but the finger gets the message across loud and clear.
This gift actually makes me wish I worked in an office. (I’m guessing I wouldn’t last very long.) These stickers are even repositionable, so you can use them over and over!
For the person who loves F-bombs with their coffee.
Still using a mouse pad? At least make it expressive.
When you need to say it somehow, but have to keep it hidden in your shoes.
If you toss these coins, they will be actual flying fucks.
The perfect song
Somebody reading this probably thinks that this is their theme song. Personally, I thought “And I’m like, forget you” were the actual lyrics for years, because I’d only heard it on the radio!